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Sticky Fingers
That toddler that smells like syrup is not touching my iPhone. I don’t care if it’s our kid.
Damn straight.
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Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
— Betty White
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Foster The People - Helena Beat (by fosterthepeopleVEVO)
Can’t get enough of these guys right now.
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Lady Gaga= guilty pleasure. And I effin’ love this song right now….
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Fucking hell… almost $100 down the drain because of a fucking spelling mistake… I fucking hate graduation…
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(915): I told you I was good to drive
(1-915): dumbass I drove… you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
— textfromlastnight.com

