January 2012
3 posts
Sticky Fingers
tomyhusband: That toddler that smells like syrup is not touching my iPhone. I don’t care if it’s our kid. Damn straight.
Jan 30th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 10th
October 2011
1 post
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive....”
– Betty White
Oct 2nd
September 2011
1 post
Sep 4th
August 2010
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Aug 2nd
July 2010
1 post
Jul 19th
June 2010
1 post
Jun 14th
March 2010
2 posts
Fucking hell…  almost $100 down the drain because of a fucking spelling mistake…  I fucking hate graduation…
Mar 25th
“(915): I told you I was good to drive (1-915): dumbass I drove… you...”
– textfromlastnight.com
Mar 6th